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[It's the default request to leave a message that comes with every voicemail. Accelerator hasn't bothered to change it.]

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[Unlike Donnie, Leo doesn't sneak into Accelerator's house to leave his gift.

He opens a portal and deposits it directly on the coffee table.

Part of the gift is a six-pack of some of the canned coffee he's seen Accelerator drinking more recently. The other part, however, is more interesting.

It's a stack of DVDs! Yes, DVDs - Leo is old school, okay? If Accelerator doesn't have a player, he'll fix that.

The stack is made up of around 10 movies, all of them from the list of Cultural Education that Leo has been putting together over the last year. Mean Girls, Legally Blonde, all three High School Musicals, Die Hard, Elf, etc. Basically anything that Leo thinks is highly quotable that exists in this universe as well as his.

There is also a very basic "Season's Greetings" card perched on top of the stack. All it says inside is "To Accy from Leo". He's never been great at the presentation part of gift giving.]

[Accelerator is, unfortunately, home for this. He's stretched out on his shitty couch, reading some crappy YA novel when the portal appears and coffee and DVDs crash onto his coffee table. He very nearly throws the book in surprise, and by the time he's sitting up and has processed what just happened the portal is closed.

Fucking hell. He reads the card, looks over the DVDs (he recognizes none of these titles and they all look like shit), and gets his phone out.]

I don't fucking celebrate any of the holidays that are going on right now. Take your shit back.