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[levelshift]

[It's the default request to leave a message that comes with every voicemail. Accelerator hasn't bothered to change it.]

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[reneger]

( from the same burner number jason had given accelerator before, just after the broadcast cuts out - )

if i don't hear from you in 20 i'm pausing my shit to come find you

[levelshift]

[What the hell is this message? He'd maybe expect this from Leo, but even that feels like a bit of a stretch.]

I'm not dead, if that's what you're wondering.

[reneger]

oh, good
i'd hate to have to scrape your corpse off the ground

[levelshift]

[..........................................

Even though he isn't known as the strongest here, he still feels a little offended by that.]

Fantastic couldn't even touch me. Turns out he's really fucking weak, and now I'm so bored I'm tired and want some coffee.

[Why is he even bragging like this? He doesn't know, he just is.]

[reneger]

black coffee?
you don't seem like the kind of kid who would throw in a shitton of sugar

[levelshift]

Not usually, no. Right now I'm drinking Starbucks Nitro Cold Brew Black Unsweetened.

[Yes, that is a very specific brand of canned coffee.]

[reneger]

i've heard starbucks is shit

[levelshift]

Yeah, it's garbage. But it's what I'm drinking right now.

[reneger]

you thought about just getting better coffee?

[levelshift]

I don't fucking know, maybe when I get sick of this brand in a week I'll want something better.

[reneger]

when you're done kicking ass, come find me
i'll get you something better

[levelshift]

[His weird addiction-obsession is in full force, but he recognizes this is an attempt at kindness.]

Chaos Gate and Fantastic are gone. I doubt they're coming back.

[And he isn't super interested in going out and being a hero or anything.]

Where are you?

[reneger]

( now is actually a shit time. he's surrounding himself with the weird black hole creatures, fighting off as many as he can, but -- )

excelsior
1st street, close to where it intersects with east main

[levelshift]

[Accelerator is completely clueless! And he isn't taking the danger of the black holes very seriously. Fantastic as more important, and Chaos Gate's mental state, and since they've both disappeared he doesn't have much else to do.

After doublechecking the time on his choker he takes off, using four miniature whirlwinds attached to his back to speed on over. Since he's using wind there's a loud boom when he arrives that's caused by the sudden displacement of air as he comes to an abrupt halt, hovering in midair over the intersection.]

[Discord Chat, Go!]

[purplexing]

Hey 'Rator, do you have access to any of your boss's stuff?

[Totally innocent question here.]

[levelshift]

[What the hell kind of question is this????]

Why?

[purplexing]

There might be a way to find her, but we need something that would have her "magic" signature or something.

[levelshift]

[.... At least that's an infinitely less weird answer than any alternatives.]

Her cats are out of the question.

I've got a work phone she gave me when I first started. It literally appeared in her hand, so she might've made the fucking thing out of magic.

[purplexing]

Cats?

-well they probably wouldn't work anyway. Where are you? Apartment? I can verify the phone thing, I just need to see it.

[levelshift]

She owns a lot of them.

Yeah, fine. Come over whenever.

[purplexing]

OOH an actual invitation. Hey Leo, how about a shortcut?

[faceguy]

👍

[Why is his only useful contribution here to be a taxi…]

[levelshift]

[While those two do that he's going to retrieve his very purple work phone from his bedroom, then go hang out in the living room.]

[purplexing]

[You are appreciated, Leo. Besides, look at the progress made! Portaling without hesitation, and Donnie's even encouraging it.

Once they get to the esper's place, Donnie's already pulling his goggles down- or at least he was until he sees the phone.]

Well, I can say this much for her, she's got good taste.

[It's purple what do you expect from him? But he brings his goggles down to have a look once he's handed the thing.]

[faceguy]

Purple is mid, should go with blue.

[Obviously. Leo has nothing else to contribute to this.

But he does appreciate the portal trust. It’s getting better!]