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Accelerator ([personal profile] levelshift) wrote2025-07-18 07:48 am

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An open post for memes/psls/whatever!
nouveaueldrich: ((will be the subject of complaints))

thank you kindly for this immaculate meal ;Q;7

[personal profile] nouveaueldrich 2025-07-20 11:01 am (UTC)(link)
[What sucks just as much (not really) (not at all, actually) is going through one's coin collection and being interrupted by one's vice housewarden. Although the year's just started, all of the new students should have long been sorted into their houses, and to find out that he has to make an especial effort for this one guy, this one student who'd ended up in his clutch, is...

A pain in the ass. Nothing huge, mind, just a pain that a rare moment of free time to himself should be interrupted so. And without a word to him personally from that bird-faced bastard, either.

So it goes that Azul is still pulling on the rest of his dorm uniform, Jade kindly putting his hat on for him and Floyd trailing along after him with a giggle. Might as well look somewhat put together for the new kid, show him to his dorm, so on and so forth. Never hurts to make sure that all fresh meat knows exactly who the hell they're answering to, too. Except--
]

You!

[That was the newbie right there, storming on past, right? The guy without the uniform. Understandably pissed off, of course. Even a little delay can make things awkward...Jade doesn't even have time to pass on what little intel Crowley had given him before Azul's off, chasing after Accelerator with a soft wheeze.]

You. Get back here before I make you.
nouveaueldrich: (what more do you want?)

as expected, very normal of them

[personal profile] nouveaueldrich 2025-07-21 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Now now, is that any way to talk to your new housewarden when he tries to welcome you into your new home? How rude.

[He taps his cane against the floor, smirk sneaking into his tone; as tempted as he is to let the Leech brothers loose, that's not a good first impression at all.

Instead of getting the Floyd Squeeze, Accelerator's going to end up facing...A puddle on the floor. Too big to step over. And even if he doesn't slip, which let's be real, Azul's not counting on or hoping for, the volume of water's going to grow unnaturally soon as one foot steps within. Almost like shackles, dragging him back to said housewarden slowly but surely.

Or like, trying. That's his goal, anyway. Get back here, frosh.
] Introductions are in order, don't you think? Don't hurry away now, Headmage would be so disappointed in us all if you bunked in the wrong room tonight.
nouveaueldrich: (paintings of the 'good guys' for cheap)

[personal profile] nouveaueldrich 2025-07-21 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you for your co-operation. However, given that you're now my responsibility and your conduct will reflect on me, you'll understand if I can't leave you alone. It's the charge of any housewarden worth his sea salt to nurture, to guide, to mould into the image of that enterprising benevolence which sees us sorted in here in the first place.

[He taps closer to Accelerator, smile glib and eels pressed tight against his shoulders, smiling serenely all the while.] What's your name? If you please. I've decided to take a personal interest in you, now.

[Like some Wicked shit.]
nouveaueldrich: ((leaving them with only ugliness.))

[personal profile] nouveaueldrich 2025-07-22 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
Accelerator. I see. I'm Azul Ashengrotto, and this is Jade Leech, my vice housewarden, and his brother Floyd Leech.

[Jade bows slightly, eyes crinkling from his polite smile, and Floyd waves jauntily over Azul's head.]

I'm telling you this because I refuse to let some little firecracker determined to act the martyr ruin what the rest of us have worked so hard for. And I will not be the only one to discipline you, of course. My dearest friends here will also take up the mantle of education, should you need it...However, it really would be best if you'd work with us all.

For everyone's sakes. Step one; your language. This is an esteemed institution, and we can't have that sort of talk. Use it again in public and I'll have that tongue tied into a knot. Now-- if you will. Your room, Accelerator. [The water refuses to let go of Accelerator's ankles, even though Azul marches ahead with a jolly little whistle and lets the twins flank their current project, instead.] Please, I'd really hate for us to stay on the wrong foot. Your late transfer doesn't mean you have to suffer academically; I'd be pleased to tutor you if you only behave. Doesn't that seem like a marvellous deal to make?
nouveaueldrich: (and don't even care.)

[personal profile] nouveaueldrich 2025-07-23 11:21 am (UTC)(link)
Not the only thing. But we all work hard to fit the standard of Night Raven College in areas other than just study alone. The student body as a whole includes world-famous actors, princes, fae nobility-- just because we mightn't have anyone like that in Octavinelle, that doesn't mean that we get to slack off. We have to work hard so that we can share classes with people like that.

Perhaps even outshine them. If you want to aim for the stars.

[A pointed tap of his cane, all for show; the water certainly doesn't need reinforcing of its original task, but by golly will Azul provide it and force that foot back down.

Just to be safe. Jade will give him the rundown later, but for now this is enough. And one of the open rooms is nearby anyway. Hang in there a little longer, Accelerator...!
] Once you settle in, I might relax my standards; after all, Floyd here likes to tout the uniform standards and the like, and if it makes you feel more comfortable, then you don't need to hear about it from me.

All I'm asking is a little give. Knuckle down, work hard-- ah, speaking of that, we'll add you onto the Lounge roster in the morning-- and become your best self. And rely on your senpais, won't you? That's what we're here for.

[Finally, they all come to stop in front of a rather unassuming door; given that it's for freshmen, the empty room within is built for four students instead of just one, but what can you do? Besides, sweetening the pot with a little extra space never hurt, if they can spare it.] This is your home away from home, for now. Do you have any questions?

[The water still isn't letting go just yet. Azul's not letting a runner happen on his watch.]
nouveaueldrich: (forget everything mundane)

[personal profile] nouveaueldrich 2025-07-25 10:54 am (UTC)(link)
Ah-- Well...We run a little business here. Entirely above board, approved by the Headmage, all of that sort of thing. A gentleman's lounge for the student body to mingle between houses, drink, eat, and relax.

It functions marvellously for future job experience, and instills a strong work ethic in Octavinelle students besides. If you work on the floor, you keep your tips besides. A little motivation. Though...Hm. [His eyes flit to Accelerator's crutch, before he looks over his shoulder and murmurs in Jade's ear.

"Of course, I'll take the liberty of blocking out your first appointment as a consultation with Accelerator instead. Your first client won't mind if I let him know immediately of the change."
]

Thank you. We'll decide what role would suit you best then, mm? I wouldn't want you to be run ragged in something that's completely unsustainable for everyone involved. Perhaps think about what role you'd like to take in our house's illustrious business, even! Bring that, and any queries you have, to the meeting in the morning. Let's say...Right after breakfast. Get things organised before class. And don't worry about your classes; there are plenty of other freshmen still learning their way about, so just ask one of your peers for help as you need it. Or us, if you see us in the hallways.

Is there anything else you need before you get to sleep?
Edited (loung. what the fuck) 2025-07-25 10:54 (UTC)
nouveaueldrich: (there are no saints here)

[personal profile] nouveaueldrich 2025-07-27 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Very well. Then rest up as much as you can; tomorrow's going to be quite the day. And again, welcome to Night Raven College.

[He dips into a small bow, still smiling away, before turning and leading the peanut gallery away. Floyd's walking backwards though, watching Accelerator as if he's thinking on something, before--

"Seeya, Blenny-chan! Be good, or you'll get a squeezin'!"

And then they're gone. At least until 8am the next morning, when Jade knocks politely on Accelerator's door to collect him for that meeting. If the knocking isn't a reminder of who it is, the raspy giggling of Floyd at his side probably does.

"Accelerator, it is time for the meeting. Azul is waiting for you, if you'll let us show you to his office."
]
nouveaueldrich: (i don't need anything.)

[personal profile] nouveaueldrich 2025-07-30 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Thankfully, Accelerator doesn't have to deal with too much nagging or sniping from his escorts; they're quite content to play the silent guards (barring occasional murmuring or giggling to each other over their guest's head). And the trip to the Lounge's office isn't long enough to get much playing in besides; another polite knock on the door, before Azul cuts through Jade's announcement.]

Come on in, you've already brought him here late. I'll take that from your wages.

["Aw, c'mooooon! It was only five minuuuuutes~"

Azul shoots Floyd a withering glare for that one, as if it has any effect on him whatsoever, before motioning for Accelerator to sit.
] Apologies for the early hour, but I thought it'd be best for us all to get this sorted right away. Now. Did you have any suggestions on what position you'd like within the Lounge? I'm willing to work with you to make it tenable long-term, within reason. Otherwise, I might simply suggest that you can assist Jade and I with matters off the floor.
nouveaueldrich: (there are no saints here)

[personal profile] nouveaueldrich 2025-07-31 12:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[Azul raises his brows a little at Accelerator going to bat for the brothers, even if it's not particularly impassioned by camaraderie or anything. ...And then his brows raise even higher at the offer to take on the accounting.]

Get out.

[Said sharply, though his gaze flits over Accelerator's head and to Jade and Floyd instead; while the latter lets out a groan at being shooed out so abruptly, the former bows and shuts the door behind them both all the same. Once they're gone, Azul's attention returns to his precious frosh, to the gently steaming teapot on the coffee table between them.]

Do you want some tea, first? To warm you up a little, perhaps wake you up a touch more. [A little flick of his housewarden cane, and the teapot pours itself steadily into both empty cups. Why ask at all if you're going to pour the tea anyway, dickhead?] What, might I ask, drew you to accounting over say...More general management of staff, whilst learning from the best in the school there is? Jade would prove a fine mentor to you, if you wanted to take that path.

Accounting, however, would leave you in my hands. And I would not tolerate any nonsense; anyone who tries to treat my money like their own pays in other ways.
nouveaueldrich: (live your life)

[personal profile] nouveaueldrich 2025-08-02 01:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[For a good few seconds, Azul just keeps on smiling serenely at Accelerator. The teacups are filled, and then one is dismissed duly to go hover its way over to the desk instead. He'll deal with it all later. Got bigger fish to fry right now.]

...You really want to learn more about the theory behind it? And you'd prefer not to work with people?

[Another few seconds of staring, before he gets to his feet and stretches out a hand.] Very well. I trust that you at least mean that much, and perhaps that you don't realise what a grand opportunity I'm giving you right now, which is why you'd dare shoot for it in the first place. You and I are going to work together from now on; I'm going to ask for your help brainstorming promotions as well, by the way, but you won't have to actually interact with staff outside of myself and the Leech brothers. Come here after lessons are done, and we'll get you set up.

Do we have a deal?
nouveaueldrich: (for struggling and going down?)

[personal profile] nouveaueldrich 2025-08-03 11:06 am (UTC)(link)
Pleasure doing business with you. I'll draw up a contract before we meet up again, and we can discuss further terms.

...You also have an employee discount at Mostro Lounge, now. If you still want that coffee, find Floyd-- you know which one's Floyd by now, surely-- and ask him to make you one. If he's in the mood, it'll be the best thing you've ever had. Might even carry you through to tomorrow, if he's really happy.

[At last, he lets Accelerator's hand go, instead using that hand to adjust his glasses as he turns to the side. Any questions get effectively cut off, at least for now.]

Ah-- a word to the wise, too. I'd ingratiate myself with fellow Octavinelle students, as well as...Pomefiore students, perhaps, if I were you. Maybe Heartslabyul, if you can handle a little roughness around the edges. Purple magestones, or red. They'll be good influences. The other houses are a little...Interesting. Do what you will with them.
nouveaueldrich: (to erase the abominable being from view)

[personal profile] nouveaueldrich 2025-08-04 09:34 am (UTC)(link)
...Very well, as you wish. Then Jade, Floyd, and I...We'll be your companions. He'll be at the bar, if you're lucky.

[Really, Floyd could be anywhere he so pleased, but Azul's hoping he's at the bar cleaning glasses in preparation for the afterschool rush. ...And at least once he's done showing Accelerator through the door of his office, Floyd's there. Though he's more...

Slumped on the bar, glass cloth in hand and posture definitely not saying 'hey, I'd love to make you a coffee, frosh!' Azul grimaces in the doorway when he sees it, and rummages in his pockets for a few madol.
]

--Actually, just find one of the vending machines or something. Have a good day.

[Sorry Accelerator. No bombass coffee just yet, only the canned stuff for now. Or something from the cafeteria if it's still open?]