[It's kind of crazy that worst he did was fuck up my face is the preferable answer here. Still not good, but at least he wasn't injured that badly.]
Hm.
[He watches the couch burn. Someone's probably going to call the fire department at some point about this, though right now he isn't overly concerned. His mind is elsewhere.]
Well, if you ever need stitches again, I can use more practice.
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Hm.
[He watches the couch burn. Someone's probably going to call the fire department at some point about this, though right now he isn't overly concerned. His mind is elsewhere.]
Well, if you ever need stitches again, I can use more practice.